Strangers in a strange land
We didn’t know our way.
Spider big as my little ‘un’s hand
Blocked the light of day.
Got no flyspray, got no swatter
Strangers just arrived
Fresh off the plane, we knew we’d gotta
Do something or die.
Spider’s belly red and shiny
Spider black and bright
Little ‘un crying, middle ‘un whiny,
Me I was shivering with fright.
Sent the big son down the sandy
Road to plea for aid.
Welcomed strangers of this strange land
In to teach their ways.