Eleven jigs
I’ll have me a jigger o’ that afore taking my turn And don’t give me no golfing type jigger, no fancy stuff here. I’ll be making a strike with a cue and you’ll learn I’m quite good at it too. There, I’ve finished my bit and I’ve set ‘em So you’ll never win. Put my cue down right here On this jigger a while. You stop dancing and step To the plate you young jigger. Let’s see how you do. Will you look at the table lad not At that jigger-rigged sailship that’s hanging By rope from a jigger up there? Will you concentrate Here on the felt where the game’s playing fair? And stop bobbing and weaving; tha looks like a jigger. You’re cuing a billiard ball here. You’re not taking a ride On a railwayman’s jigger up t’line Will’t be careful. Look. See. Think you’re digging a hole do you now? But take care o’ the felt. T’aint no fishing rod this. Tha’s no’ jiggering a net through the ice To catch codlets and smelt. So you’ve won, and you’re tell...