December dribbles - 17

“How does Santa know if we’ve been nice?”
“Magic,” says Mom.
“Listening devices,” says Dad.

“How does Santa go all round the world in one night?”
“Magic,” says Mom.
“Supersonic,” says Dad.

“How can Santa be in more than one toy-store at once?”
“Magic,” says Mom.
“Multiple personality,” says Dad.

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