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Thursday, October 15, 2009

October drabbles - 15

It’s time. As more bodies were found Tuesday alongside major highways, none of them with cell-phones, police departments nationwide are advising citizens to keep their phone-plans paid up and their cell-phones readily available at all times.

This reporter followed up on the curious case of a dead dog with an empty phone-clip on its collar. “Just goes to show the cell didn’t help,” said the owner who, after appearing to answer a call on his own cell-phone, immediately died. On investigation, no phone was found at the scene, but this reporter’s convinced....

It’s time – to leave your cell-phone at home.

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