Written in response to http://writing.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981957642 but only half the required length (250 words instead of 500) 'cause I used the other half trying to log onto Gather. Shortly after we moved to the States, someone asked if I used alcohol. Wondering briefly why they cared about my cleaning products I answered, āIām not sure whatās in this brand.ā But I do drink wine and my questioner took offense at my misunderstanding. Using Twitter may be a similarly incomprehensible source of unutterable confusion. I search for hashtags (#5minutes, for example, when advertising 5-minute stories, or #ārandom-string-of-lettersā when supporting a random-string-named tweet group). I hover my mouse over a resulting miniscule splurge of pre-shrunken information, then click on the little blue āretweetā that appears. Itās almost magic, but Iām still not sure if itās āusing,ā āabusing,ā or merely failing to use the song of the birds. Hashtags let pe...