Sheila's Dribs 'n Drabs

The problem with parties, thought the vampire, is someone ate my goldfish. So he drank fish-water to clear his salted palate, then ate another date.

The problem with people, thought the goldfish jailed in his bowl at the New Year’s Eve party, is they fish for snacks in silly places.

The problem with vampires, thought the party girl dressed as a goldfish, is you never can tell if they’re real till it’s much too late.

The problem with goldfish, thought the vampire, surveying the New Years’ Eve bar, is you can’t find their throats, so he bit his date instead.